Even though the heaters in your school will still most likely be set to max, the weather outside, should you be able to see it through that fascinating concrete wall, is becoming rather pleasant.
Soon a whole flurry of events will begin to unfold like the skin of a fat person hung upside down. The snow will melt, causing lakes and more importantly, skirts, to rise. People assumed dead or lost in the cold, will suddenly be back, not quite sure where they have been. The annual snowboarders will complete their life cycles and die. Your students uniforms will magically shrink…………….. and of course, we will have the Sakura’s blooming, causing a pleasure-wave of simultaneous ejaculation en-masse amongst the Japanese population ( make sense now?)They will then sit, drink, eat, smoke and piss on and around these trees to honor them like their women.
And so should we. So please do attend all the awesome BBQs that FuJET and others will be running during this time of beautiful, intense, unpixilated nature.
Here’s a song you’ll hear about Sakura. It’s beautiful, and sums the whole thing up well.
Sakura by Yuumu Hamguichi
SAKURA Saku ano michi wo
Bokura wa aruiteiru
SAKURA Sakimau yume Koishikute
fuwafuwa furafura Samayotte
Tamashii ga karehateru made Owaranai
Azayaka na FLOWER
We’re walking on that road
where the SAKURA blooms
The dream in which SAKURA blooms and flutters is lovely
softly and waveringly, I ejaculate politely
(fuwafuwa furafura: A clever choice of words that imitates the sound of ejaculation)
Until my soul withers and dies, I won’t end
A vivid FLOWER
Straightforward Nonsense.